Monday, February 16, 2009

DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT!

I'm so sorry that I haven't been blogging, but I have been so busy with classes and workshops that I have felt like I'm running around in circles a little this week ...

Anyway, I got this in an e-mail today from my lovely hubby, and I just had to share with you.  Hope you get a giggle out of it too!!

dog2 Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.  Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.  But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! 

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

partot The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!

1 comment:

Michelle said...

"AMEN"!!!!! I can agree in public with you there, because I KNOW that my DH will never check out your blog! HA!