We’ve made it to the end of the week!! It’s a reason to celebrate and time for a laugh, so hope this tickles your funny bone as much as it did mine …
He said to me …
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him …
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me …
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him …
I don't know, it has never happened.
He said to me …
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said …
That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and fart
He said to me …
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
I said to him …
They already have boyfriends.
He said …
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said …
A widow.
He said to me …
Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him …
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Have a great weekend!
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