Friday, July 30, 2010

HE SAID TO ME …

We’ve made it to the end of the week!!  It’s a reason to celebrate and time for a laugh, so hope this tickles your funny bone as much as it did mine …


He said to me … 
    
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him …   
     Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me … 
     How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him …   
     I don't know, it has never happened.

He said to me …
     Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said …              
     That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and fart

He said to me …
     Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
I said to him …   
     They already have boyfriends.

He said …          
     What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said …              
     A widow.

He said to me …
     Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him …   
     Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
     Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Have a great weekend!

torressiggy

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