We’ve made it to the end of the week!! It’s a reason to celebrate and time for a laugh, so hope this tickles your funny bone as much as it did mine …
   
He said to me …  
     What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?     
I said to him …    
     Turn sideways and look in the mirror!     
    
He said to me …  
     How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?     
I said to him …    
     I don't know, it has never happened.     
    
He said to me …      
     Shall we try swapping positions tonight?     
I said …               
     That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and fart     
    
He said to me …      
     Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?     
I said to him …    
     They already have boyfriends.     
    
He said …           
     What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?     
I said …               
     A widow.     
    
He said to me …      
     Why are married women heavier than single women?     
I said to him …    
     Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.     
     Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Have a great weekend!










 


 
 

 
 
 
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